Life in the Last Lane,guaranteed to Lose Your Mind

One of these days I will get ahead! In Life, In Love, In Politics and in Checkers!
One of these days I"ll be true to myself and do what I really need to do, be it move to Alaska, buy an extra lottery ticket without feeling guilty or take a breath of my own free air with no consequences. But then again, is there such a thing as buying a guilt free lottery ticket or taking a breath of free air without consequences? Well then how about a guilt free move to F---ing Alaska? Well, the thought was good while it lasted. You know, someday I'm just gonna chuck all these stupid wanna do thoughts and get real and grow the F up. WoW, I guess I shoulda done it years ago huh? You know what they say though, "It's never too late". ( I will say I agree with that saying, why not?) Pointers anyone? Guess no one's reading tonight either!